Rumor has it that the Obamamessiah is getting a little uncomfortable with the second coming jokes, and a lot of lefties are twitching at all the Catholic talk lately. That explains why He Who Must Not Be Named has scrapped plans to ride into Denver tomorrow on the back of an ass a donkey. After Teddy, well, two in a week… we’ll just let that go. So the campaign handlers are changing the imagery a bit.
Interesting pieces of the new Obama mythology
he has a temple
he slayed the Medusa (hillaryous)
But the most insidious thing of the whole spectacle is that it will probably work. I mean, this is America. If it’s true that “there’s a sucker born every minute”, then the Dems just might have achieved critical mass this year. Why else do you think they scheduled their convention in between the Olympics and the start of “Dancing with Celebrity Tarts”? The elephants will be lucky if their convention draws more than a dozen viewers. I’m still tracking down the rumor that the GOP has paid TV Guide to list the convention as “The New Lawrence Welk Show” in order to draw in a few more viewers, but Snopes hasn’t got anything on that yet. Add that to the fact that a good number of us more right leaning folks just died laughing looking at that picture of the Medusa. (did anyone else think “Great Pumpkin” when they saw that orange pantsuit?)
Maybe the Repubs could invite those 47 Recreate ‘68 losers up to Minnesota? Threaten a couple riots, generate a little excitement, maybe get at least one of the national tv outlets to cover them for a day or two? Worked for the Dems, so what the heck. Oh, and they could do a couple news pieces like “McCain Not In Danger, Concealed Lutefisk Suspect Arrested”. Whatever it takes, eh?
And we have two more months of this…
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