Sunday Music this morning is “Before The Throne of God Above“.
Archive for February 10th, 2008
OOOHHH… THIS window envelope looks important! And official.
The Offices of
Records of Declaration/Disbursments Division
-National Correpondences Official Records-
116B Riverside Industrial Parkway
Portland, ME 04103
And it looks like it could be a check in there. Now that gets my attention, doesn’t it?! See the bank-blue paper and the little crosshatching pattern on the paper… just like a real check. I’ve never seen this before, have I? I’m getting excited.
Yup. It’s an “Official Notice of Intent to Award A Prize”. Be still my heart! I’ve really been wanting one of these. All I have to do is show up at my friendly Dennis Dillon Auto Park next weekend. I’m already approved. And it says “This is NOT a joke, prank, or gimmick.” That’s reassuring. Because you know what that means? The only joke here is Dennis Dillon Auto Park! Dennis Dillon, you’re a putz! I’d sooner buy a car from Ralph Williams than from you, because at least Ralph Williams was funny. Dennis Dillon Auto Park is just stupid. Used car dealers. Bah! A pox on all of your lots.
Yesterday was junkmail day apparently. Besides the phoney, misleading, stupid Dennis Dillon Auto Park advertising, there was Countrywide reminding me of “important information concerning my refinance opportunity”… more bozos, like Dennis Dillon Auto Park. I’m not refinancing. Spam spam spam spam. Check the blog… a whole page of blog comment spams. They never sleep. And they must be as stupid as Dennis Dillon Auto Park, if they think I’m going to approve their silly spam. “I found your blog by Googling for stupid used car dealers, and boy is your blog great! I’ve added you to my rss feeds. By the way, here are two hundred links to some wonderful sex drugs and rocknroll sites I’m sure you’ll love”… Right. That’ll work. There oughta be a law…
That gives me an idea. I’ll just hang up a sign on my blog that says “Spam Free Zone”. That’ll stop it. And another sign on my mailbox that says “Stupid Used Car Lot Ad Free Zone”. That’s the ticket. Oh, what a wonderful world it will be…
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