…tomorrow, I’m going to the local farm supply and procuring one of these. The 2008 Squirrel Round-up and Relocation Program Act has been debated, voted on, and passed by the powers that be, effective immediately, and to be acted upon as soon as possible. So, to the FLB (fat little bastard) hanging upside down on my bird feeder right now, all I can say is “eat hearty, bucko, for tomorrow you’re going to be living on the other side of the river”…
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January 1st, 2008 at 6:46 pm
My Siberian Husky took care of our squirrel problem for us. She tore apart the last squirrel that made it in to our backyard and have not seen one since, but most of the squirrels in Mountain Home area are still a couple of blocks from our house for now. I think they are waiting for the trees to grow in our newer built neighborhood.
January 2nd, 2008 at 6:47 am
If you weren’t so far down the road, I’d bring ya a fresh one John
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:54 am
Don’t you own a .22?
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 am
ASM, yeah I do… a 35 yr old Marlin that even has a squirrel carved on the grip. But I live inside the city limits and I don’t wish to give the GFWs an excuse to relieve me of my 2A rights. So we have a little catch and release program going here. 4 squirrels have volunteered for what I call the “Movin’ On Up” program, whereby they get to live in one of the more upscale neighborhoods by the Boise River. Nothing but birds on my feeders for the last 12 days
Only problem is, the little brown birds have discovered they can get all the peanutbutter off the pan without bringing the doors down… could get expensive, feeding the birds peanut butter.
May 10th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
For those of you keeping score, 10. And I think there’s another one nosing around.
May 10th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
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