Is it just me, or has politics (and life) gotten extremely hillarious (no pun) lately? I mean, really, can you make this stuff up?
UFO moonbat in chief Dennis Kucinich brings a motion of impeachment against Vice President Cheney before the House, and the Democrats are forced into a Keystone Cops tail chasing trying to keep the Republicans for voting to “bring it on”…
A town in Idaho votes to legalize marijauna. On the same day, the Peoples Republic of Oregon votes NO on taxing tobacco companies to pay for children’s health care (what was the LV betting line on THAT?)…
Ted Kennedy is the leading expert and spokesman against drowning and waterboarding…
Ron Paul makes a gazillion dollars on the Internet in one day (no word yet whether it was a frustration response by the Paulbots being denied access to online polls)…
Mrs BJ Clinton playing the “I’m the girl” card…
Mr BJ Clinton playing the “don’t hit the girl” card…
Pat Robertson endorses Rudy…
The king of Saudi Arabia visited the Pope, at the Vatican…
He brought a gift too. A silver, gold, and jewel encrusted sword…
Fresh off all the hate-filled rhetoric from feminists and leftists, towards the speakers during Islamo-fascism Awareness Week, a Saudi cleric’s video taped discussion, aimed at teaching young Moslem men how to beat their wives correctly, has gained almost no notice in the American press…
The head of the U.N. nuclear watchpuppy organization is pretty upset that the US and Israel didn’t tell him about Syria’s nuclear program before Israel blew it up. No word yet on whether anyone is going to tell him about Iran’s nuclear program before it gets blown up…
French President Sarkozy addressed the American Congress today, at once putting to rest the idea that the rest of the civilized world “hates us”. When asked why he kept laughing softly to himself, he responded, “I just realized that I am more conservative than 80% of the Members here.” Ok, I made that up. But it might be true…
Unless you’re a desparate housewife, who needs Hollywood writers? Real life is funny enough!

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