This, reported with a straight face, by the New York Times
UNITED NATIONS, Aug. 10 — The Security Council approved a resolution on Friday that broadened the United Nations mandate in Iraq to include efforts to promote national reconciliation, help settle border disputes, encourage internal dialogue and lay the groundwork for a national census.
Though not specifically mentioned in the text, the resolution also raises the allowable ceiling for United Nations international staff in Iraq significantly, to 95 members by the end of October from 65 currently.
Alright then, we’re good.
I can just hear the NPR reporter intoning those words “promote national reconciliation, help settle border disputes, encourage internal dialogue and lay the groundwork for a national census”… and hey, I’ll bet you didn’t know this
Since it was established in 2003, the United Nations Assistance Mission for Iraq has focused on providing electoral assistance, monitoring human rights and helping develop institutions for representative government.
That is an important function for the UN you know, monitoring human rights. They’re pretty good at developing institutions for representative government too. And how are the Iraqis receiving the news?
Some Iraqi leaders greeted the resolution for the expanded mandate warily, as a potential encroachment on Iraqi sovereignty. Sadr Adeen al-Qubanchi, a senior leader with the Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council, one of the major Shiite parties, said he welcomed the expanded United Nations role, but “with the condition that Iraqi autonomy is respected.”
They’re wise not to trust the UN when it comes to their sovereignty, but really, they’ll have their hands full encouraging internal dialogue, so I doubt they’re much of a threat at this point… the UN is the least effective of all the terrorist organizations operating in Iraq, so it is the least of Iraq’s problems.

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