I suppose he was supposed to stay down and give the guy what he wanted?
An elderly man beaten unconscious by an assailant wielding a soda can awoke and shot the man during an attempted robbery, police said.
Willie Lee Hill, 93, told police he saw the robber while in his bedroom Wednesday night. Hill confronted the man and was struck at least 50 times, police said. He was knocked unconscious.
Covered in blood, Hill regained consciousness a short time later and pulled a .38-caliber handgun on his attacker. The suspect, Douglas B. Williams Jr., saw the gun and charged the man, who fired a bullet that struck Williams in the throat, police said.
On second thought, that is precisely what he did.
“I got what I deserved,” Williams, 24, told police when they arrived, officers said. Investigators reported finding, among other items, a Craftsman drill bit set, three pocket knives and two hearing aids inside his pockets.
The thing that bothers me the most about this story is that the goblin is only going to be charged with burglary, theft, and “second degree battery”… a 24 year old man beating a 93 year old man unconscious is only “second degree battery”? Alright, then, I say that Willie was only getting “sighted in”. I think when he and the punk get out of hospital, we oughta let him take his shot for the score… eh? Good job though Willie!

I’ve been to Springfield this morning… you can go too.
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